Thog's Masterclass

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Thog's Masterclass. Dept of Insights About Telephone Wires. 'The overhead wires gave the illusion of shelter, but in fact offered no protection at all from the rain, a great big useless umbrella.' (Steven Sivell, Cloud Cuckoo Land, 2006)

High Invective Dept. 'The High Sister struck her across the face. Her eyes were like burning black coals. "You weak, pathetic, little twit!" she hissed.' (Steve White, Demon's Gate, 2004) [MC]

Eyeballs in the Sky. 'It was as though his eyes were two planets that had suddenly broken free from gravity and got whirled off – victims of centrifugal force.' (R.L. Fanthorpe, Out of the Darkness, 1960)

(Ansible 235)