Thog's Masterclass

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Thog's Masterclass. Dept of Deep Cryogenics. 'His dart throwers had been sealed and "washed" against snoopers, then maintained at minus 340° Kelvin in a radiation bath for five SY to make them proof against snoopers.' (Frank Herbert, Heretics of Dune, 1984) [BA]

Dept of Eyeballs in the Library. 'She was spellbound. She took a few paces within, her amber eyes clambering up library steps, sliding along polished shelves housing neatly ranged books within a mellow wood gallery then down the stairs on the opposite side of the room.' (Mary Brendan, The Silver Squire) [PS]

Dept of Anatomy. 'I felt my molars reach for each other.' (Kathy Reichs, Death du Jour, 1999)

• 'Collapsing in her chair, she felt her buttocks slide into the hole.' (Nancy Taylor Rosenberg, Interest of Justice, 1993) [PB]

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