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Thog's Masterclass. Dept of Dehydration. 'Step after crushing step, his breath falling in and out of strange rhythms with the pounding of his feet. Mucus building at the back of his throat – the only moisture left in his body.' (Joseph D'Lacey, Meat, 2008) [PC]

Eyeballs in the Sky. 'Two disembodied large, evil eyes, swooped down on her, then receded, then swooped again and receded.' (Elizabeth Sinclair, Gardens of the Moon, 2009) [RF]

Dept of How's That Again? 'Her bare feet, though grimy, were caked with dirt.' (Ibid) 'Lissie's intense worry for her loved ones was almost palatable.' (Ibid)

150% Dept. 'Ten years, and he'd never seen her look like this; half-annoyed, half-apprehensive, half-expectant.' (Laura Anne Gilman, Staying Dead, 2004) [SGri]

Undercover Dept. 'Atar stood scowling out from beneath his bushy moustache.' (Troy Denning, Star Wars Fate of the Jedi: Abyss, 2009) [AR]

Neat Tricks Dept. 'They scrambled forward at just shy of a sprint.' (Ibid) 'She heard a shocked silence from Baxter and the GAS lieutenant.' (Ibid)

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