Thog's Masterclass

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Thog's Masterclass. See Nipples and Die Dept: 'Her breath caught in her throat and her nipple burrowed into his palm like a friendly mole.' ... 'Kyna braced her hands on his shoulders and rode him, her breasts swaying in his face like overfilled balloons, the nipples thrusting out enough to put his eyes at risk.' (both Gary L. Holleman, Howl-O-Ween, 1996)

Spiel Chequer Dept: 'Weston was known for the firm but genital hold he had on his men.' (Asimov's slushpile; presumably a submission from shortly after the 1979 UK Worldcon)

Special Own-Goal Dept: John Grant, creator of Thog, cringed at a line found [FOS] in his story for Mike Ashley's forthcoming anthology of Shakespearean whodunnits: 'Then she would feel her breasts and discover that she lacked a penis ...' (For some reason he changed it.)

(Ansible 116)